If you’re looking for an older man who doesn’t play games (unless, of course, you want to) and who will love you just the way you are, then I’m the cat for you.
My name is Reggie and I’m a 6-year-old supersized Romeo. I’m 16.8 pounds of love and affection and I am looking for my special someone.
I’m chill and relaxed and just want to be with my person whether lying in bed, snuggling on the couch or sitting on your lap. I will gaze adoringly at you and burble when you talk to me or touch me.
I know the shelters are filled with adorable kittens. And it’s hard for me to compete with that. I used to be one of those kittens and I had a good life. Then my person could no longer care for me and had to give me up. It broke her heart. And mine.
But now I’m ready to find my new love.
Sure, you could adopt one of those cute kittens from the shelter.
But you do realize a kitten will be up all night playing with toys, pouncing on your feet and racing around the house, right? And maybe even shredding your toilet paper!
I know how to behave like a man, not a boy.
I will sleep through the night and nap quietly during the day. I enjoy playing, but it won’t be at 1 AM when you’re trying to sleep.
I can be a bit skittish around strange people. But once I begin to settle in, you’ll get to know the real me and realize I’m loyal to a fault and will be content to be your one and only.
If you adopt me, you’ll enjoy life with a gentle giant who won’t demand much. For some petting, head rubs, quality snuggle time and kind words, you’ll earn my undying love and gratitude. You’ll be my priority and my everything.
You won’t get that kind of devotion from a pesky kitten who can easily be lured away from you by a toy masquerading as a mouse or a feather on a string!
If you would like to meet me, call Golden Oldies at 831-200-9700 or send an email to email@example.com. It just might be love at first sight.
Please feel free to share my listing and help me find my
true love. Oh, and I’m neutered, up to date on all
vaccines, FIV/FELV negative, microchipped and have had a complete blood panel
done. I’m as healthy as a horse …. er, a cat … although they say I need to lose